Mom's Love Sex!

Shock of all Shock! The horror! No! My mom doesn't engage in that! but look at all the mom's out there. Those babies didn't come from storks ya know.

Yeah, I know what you mom's are doing. You don't fool me! I know what you're about!

Children=sex

Wait. Maybe I have that backwards because I hear mom's complaining that they don't get lovin' after children.

Which brings me to the point of perhaps letting mom "sleep" in this very beautiful Sunday.

Sex is what brought us into the world. But sex is more than just for procreation. If it were just for that, women would have seasons instead of periods. Women would bite the heads off guys like praying mantis after intercourse because, I mean, what's the guy for? ;)

No, sex is for bonding, intimacy and building a relationship. One of the best ways to get over a spat is getting under the covers and "having" at each other. Sex is partly for releasing tension. Go too long without intimacy and you start feeling disconnected to people.

Of course sex gives the wonderful happenstance of children and I wouldn't be here without my mom bumping nasties so this Sunday I'm going to celebrate with my mom and say, "Thanks mom! I'm glad you had sex!"

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